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(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.
Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.
It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!
Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.
Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.
Very large obese person that thinks they are not chubby
An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.
Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.
Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.
Someone overweight that is swimming