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A shot of cum with a Jameson chaser.
“The Irish Lava Lamp, blow your load with a side of Jameson”
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Having sex with someone and making them “erupt” (orgasm, cum, etc).
My girl was hitting lava with me last night! It was super hot and messy.
When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.
I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.
just another type of fleshlight
Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back
Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!
An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"
An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"