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lay mud

to drop a big dirty shit

mick said to darren if you dont get out of the toilet im gonna lay mud on your head

by bosch June 4, 2004


Lay beef

to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.

"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"

" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."

by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009


Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 14, 2019


Lay The Sauce

Layin' The Sauce

How would you feel about me Layin' The Sauce on your ex?

Yeah, I laid the sauce on her last night while watching Bigmouth on Nextflix

Want me to...Lay The Sauce tonight?

by M3Ko_MAI1 December 6, 2018


lay chili

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.

1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

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Lay DD

Like ADD (attention deficit disorder), but the inablility to pay attention occurs in the bedroom instead of the classroom.

I was getting it on with the mrs. last night, but couldnt stop thinking about world of warcraft, damn lay DD...

by robhk888 November 5, 2007

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Lay an Egg

to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.

Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)

by Jenkins! June 14, 2008

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