( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.
I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.
n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.
Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
When you can do something legally
He is not Allow to do that until the legal age
Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:
-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms
"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"
50,000,000 in defense of those affected by the fentanyl epidemic and vulnerable will defend with needed force in any confrontation best with letters and chaos
Those legally mandated mandatorily engage
Getting pushed pass the SHITLIST has caused this to be an incredible solution to age old problems.
Let the POLITICIANS AND BIBLICAL PEOPLE decide on this ELON WISHES for the future.
You and the other party cannot be present as the VERDICT IS THE LAST RESORT.
Listen if you are working for someone I can't pay you any money but since you have been pushed pass the SHIT LIST I will let you have 3 DICKS TO SUCK PER HOUR AND TWO FUCKS PER HOUR for your excellent MOPED WORK AS JOHN call this COMBINATORIAL LEGALIIZATION the only catch is you will be a SUBMISSIVE SEX SLAVE no matter what is we decide on the appropriate SEX ACTS you have to work for and SEX PARTNERS.
Manufacture all the batteries we need and we will take care of all the RESTITUTION ARRANGEMENTS as the COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the KOREAN NASA SCREW YOU PROGRAM with plenty of room in OUTER SPACE TENSOR GOOGLE STATISTICAL DENSITY PROGRAM.
SCARY to say the least as if you think you can change your situation as COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the precedent of the FUTURE as anymore acquiescent volunteers here.
Adjective/Noun
A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved
You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.