Commit lego in foot

When you step on a lego you killed yourself

My brother trapped me in my room for 2 days with legos in the hallway and I had to leave but I mega died I got big killed myself
So I commit lego in foot

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go step on a lego

Go away stop bugging me and because i can't think of any other good comeback.

When someone you hate tells you something and you can't think of any good comebacks you say go step on a Lego.

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Lego Piece 26047

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Lego Piece 26047? SUS!!!

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LEGO ballsack burrito

So you take a LEGO brick and some extra ballsack skin (I prefer to take a hot shower so it’s extra stretchy) then carefully wrap the LEGO brick around your ballsack skin.

Damn that’s a big LEGO ballsack burrito

space pirate lego

A kind of lego that is designed to be used in only a single way. The pieces are not multi-purpose and are hostile to uses other than for the kit that they were designed for. Original "brick" lego did not have this property.

That Ford Volt headlight fits only a single model year: it's a total space pirate lego fitting.

LEGO Brick Artist

An artist that uses LEGO bricks and pieces as a medium to create art.

Kevin Hall from Melbourne Australia, always wanted to do something creative, and now, working as a LEGO Brick Artist and building giant models with LEGO, he has found his niche.

Lego City Commercial

A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build a helicopter! And off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline! Lower the stretcher! And make the rescue! The new emergency collection from Lego City!

I have watched the Lego City Commercial a lot of times and all I could think of is "HEY!"