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a mythical creature said to dwell in the forests of Antarctica who can grant the power of the lemon to any one it wishes. It is the creator of all lemon-kind. A god of the lemons so to speak. Seeing him with your bear eyes will blind you because of its sheer power and amazingness. Lemon lord will save us all. PRAISE THE LEMON!!!!!!
Mere Mortal 1: "What is that!?"
Mere Mortal 2: "Its.. its.. its LEMON LORD. He's here to save us!"
*both go blind
A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best
Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick
When you ejaculate and piss at the same time and the thickness of your semen mixes with the yellow colour of your urine to make a sticky yellow liquid.
Man, I've been making so much lemon cream lately, I should really use the bathroom before I decide to masturbate.
A word (phrase) used to describe soft drinks such as "Sprite", "Sierra Mist", "Squirt" etc. Some drinks are referred to as "Caffeinated Lemon Coolers"such as Mountain Dew or Vault, and Surge because the contain high amounts of caffeine. These soft drinks are often clear or yellowish-green in color and have been know to be the most thirst quenching sodas available.
"When I go to the movie theater I usually order a popcorn and a lemon cooler before the show begins."
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Keep it lemon is a symbol in a pro clubs team it can also mean calm
Archie do u keep it lemon yes mate bosh
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A game, usually played while drinking, where you put a lemon slice in your mouth and suck on it as long as possible. Unlike in the game of life, the person who sucks the longest wins.
First seen in the "Prince" episode of New Girl.
"Surrounded by celebrities and millionaires, and you dingbats are playing lemon mouth. Rind me, woman." -Schmidt
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