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Letters containing poems or expressions of love, and are not known by other people except the recievers mother.
Reciever is often a girl.
Secret love letters written by a girl are often not sent, and are not known by other people except the girl's mother or/and sister(s).
I sent a secret love letter to a girl (I'm a guy). Nobody knows about it.
I wrote a secret love letter to a boy (I'm a girl). I never sent it.
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1. A person who you only email when you get one of those "Send this to 200,203 people in 10 minutes or your entire family will suffer fatal heart attacks!" You never email just to chat.
2. One of those "This will happen to you if you don't send this!" people featured in chain letters.
1. Girl 1: Ooh, look! Kevin emailed me!
Girl 2: Don't open it. You're chain letter scum to him.
2. "A girl named Martha Mowdry recieved this chain letter last April and ignored it. The next day, her whole family was killed in a freak plane crash, her house burned down, and she was diagnosed with kidney disease." In this situation, Martha Mowdry is "chain letter scum".
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Awful and older instruction from a lazer printer reminding the user to add letter sized copy paper into the machine. Popularized by the movie Office Space.
The printer ran out of paper and blinked "PC Load Letter" at me, and I had no idea what it meant.
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A "Dear John letter" is a letter written to a husband or boyfriend to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear John Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person. The reverse situation, in which someone writes to his wife or girlfriend to break off the relationship, is referred to as a "Dear Jane letter".
"Dear John..
I'm writing to inform you that I've found another replacement to my lonely vagina, please understand that, I'm a whore and needed another man.
With Love,
Savannah"
(Dear John Letter)
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A mysterous, anxiety causing, possibly Fictictous letter allowing you to finially enter the promised land known as Pottermore.
The reason one million potterheads have been on their email 24/7 sence finding the magic quil.
Pottermore Welcome Letter. Aka: A real Santa Caus
"Why'd Jill Get fired?'
" She called off to watch her email everyday sence August 7th 2011"
" Doesnt she know she can access her email and get her welcome letter on her phone...."
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A broad range of letters that may be reported by one person, which is meant to be an important piece of material, as analyzed and determined by Double D (DD)
My cousin stole my letter of contrition but left my expensive sneakers and X-Box
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It is a really annoying chain letter that goes a little something like this:
In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came to America from Africa in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the words LATUALATUKA into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you do the following:
Copy and paste this chain letter as a comment for three other videos.
That's an example of the latualatuka chain letter. If you've visited Youtube in the year 2007, you'll find that this is getting way out of hand. Whenever you see it, I suggest you respond with this:
In 2007, a really cool girl named Sasha went to Youtube in search of a video to watch, and instead read that chain letter. Feeling annoyed, she set out in search of Katu Lata Kulu. On the next full moon, Katu Lata Kulu came to her house to steal her soul. But what she didn't know was that Sasha was a professional ghost slayer. So she won't be bothering anyone anymore. Now that you have read this message, Sasha will come and kick your butt if you do the following:
Repost another chain letter in which something bad will happen to you if you don't repost it.
xxSeXyxxGiRl:Oh no!
someonewithascreename:what?
xxSeXyxxGiRlxx:It's the latualatuka chain letter!
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