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A politician who promises entitlements to certain groups in order to buy their votes. Note that the politician therefore wants those groups to remain static, so he can promise more entitlements and get more votes.
A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.
Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.
In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.
Senaturd Kennedy is a pansy ass liberal.
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1) Any term meaning a lot.
2) Term that back in the day, meant someone who worked for the betterment of the American condition. Liberals in these days were often very nice men who would donate a coin to the homeless child on the street who stole food on a nightly basis or the jack-in-the-box cranking monkey that banged a tin cup against the sidewalk while molesting innocent passerby.
3) Any inhuman, vile scum that merely acts for self-preservation and the ruining of others' fun. This list includes but is not limited to communists, fascists, illegal pieces of shit, spies, smart black people, hippies, stupid-as-fuck stoners that don't give a shit and associate with the cause because it sounds cool, revolutionaries, preachers, and people who think the missionary position is the coolest sex move ever invented.
Those fitting 3) want to see your fun ruined. They want to see Uncle Sam boning you in the ass, and they campaign for government healthcare so that the homeless people on the streets can rise up, steal your shit, overrun your cities and infrastructure, and ass rape your innocent wife and children, at your expense as well. They want to allow the frothing zoo of San Francisco to pollute the nation and turn the Stars and Stripes into Rainbowfest. They want a black president mainly so they can fulfill their misguided knowledge of racial equality and high five other liberal bitches on ruining the life of other, conservative, productive members of society.
1) I like my blowjobs with a liberal amount of slurping, please.
2) Did you just see that man help that poor Irish immigrant kid? He's so Liberal!
3) I was talking to Betty at the dinner party about stupid niggers in office, and it turns out she's a liberal! She's not getting the yearly Christmas fruitcake anymore.
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(of a person) free from social conventions or traditional ideas, especially with regard to sexual roles.
"the modern image of the independent, liberated woman"
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(of a place or people) freed from enemy occupation.
"liberated areas of the country"
she is liberated from the constraints of an unhappy marriage
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a pussy with a mental disease that calls everyone racist and is afraid of guns.
“I think guns are just scary!” What the fuck Carl, you’re suck a fucking liberal!”
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A liberal means that someone is an idiot or someone that is stupid.
Random person: I hate myself
Another random person: shut up Liberal!!!
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A narrow minded political stance that instead of its meaning, wants to control every aspect of every Americans lives. Just like liberal neighbors that call the cops because they see you having too much fun in your own home. Politicians aim to take every right away from Americans by claiming to be for Americans when they are really for everyone which isn’t American.
“Liberals want to take away our guns”. “Well I don’t like guns so why should anyone else be able to have them!”
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THE ONLY NON-BIASED DEFINITION OF THIS WORD ON THIS SITE:
an individual who is open minded and is okay with social/political change.
Person 1: Hey, conservative or liberal?
Person 2: I guess I'd consider myself more of a liberal than a conservative.
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