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One of 2 people in this world who understand that life is a big joke.
Look at those two they are lids.
Or you're acting like a lid
(sarcasm) Placing a napkin on top of a drink at a bar to indicate that you do not want a ruffie (Rohypnol) put in your drink while it's unattended.
Meant to be said in a sarcastic manner. Clearly this would not stop someone from putting something in your drink. Useful as a way to maintain awareness that you should always watch your drink without sounding like you are someone's mother.
Most often used to indicate to the bartender that the patron will be returning (so they don't throw your drink away) and/or that the seat is occupied. Typically done when a patron is using the bathroom or outside smoking a cigarette.
"I use a ruffies lid to make sure my drink doesn't get ruffied when I'm in the bathroom. This lets the sickos out there know that they shouldn't ruffie my drink, it has a lid protecting it."
The female equivalent of dick for brains
Aright clit for lids, let's fuckin go.
The act of putting semen in a circular fashion around a toilet seat.
1. Bro, Aaron is being such a jerk, I think I might secretly give him a Yizz Lid
2. EW I was about to sit down to poop when I noticed someone gave me a Yizz Lid!
A lesser version of a lid lifter.
Still a quite satisfactory event which occurs when popping corn for a nice Netflix and chill session and the exploded popcorn fills the cooking vessel to the very lid. Touching the lid firmly and with satisfaction but not lifting it from the pot.
J: What'd you do last night?
B: Chilled with F with some Netflix Inc
J! Coolio
B: yeah, she made a wicked batch of popcorn. A true lid toucher.