Lightning Gun

The lightning gun is a weapon which appeared in Unreal Tournament 2003. It was an accurate sniping weapon which fired a bolt of lightning for it's primary fire and zoomed in with the secondary fire.

Many UT fans where disappointed that the Lightning Gun had replaced the standard sniper rifle so in Unreal Tournament 2004 the Sniper Rifle was included as well as the Lightning gun.

I just owned him with the Lightning Gun.

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Jewish Lightning

A famous boxer in the early 30's.

Jewish Lightning puts another Irish fighter down in the first round.

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ride the lightning

to get drunk on moonshine or "white lightning"

Them boys finished that batch last night, time to ride the lightning.

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Grease Lightning

Similar to a phantom turd. Where the piece of poop disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and leaves no residue on the toilet paper. But with a Grease Lightning, the only way you know you just pooped was because you ate spicy food and the poop burned your butthole.

It sometimes makes you break into song and dance about the car of the same name from "Grease"

Jake: "I swear I just pooped but it's nowhere to be seen. It burned my butthole from all that spicy food. It must've been the Grease Lightning"

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Lightning rod

When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.

Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.

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thunder and lightning

Obviously a match made in heaven a magnificent powerful force when combined nothing can stand in the way of thunder and lightning

You want an example stand outside in a storm holding a large metal rod

Random victim: oh no it's thunder and lightning here take my money .. I don't want any problems

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blue lightning

(n) - a word of unknown meaning. From what we know, it is a completely and utterly the most terrible thing you can ever say, and if you happen to say it, you have a large chance of forgetting to look both ways before you cross the street.

"BLUE LIGHTNING!"
"You are suspended!"
Wtf?

*while walking home*
"SCREECH"
"Ahh!"
"Blam."
Johny is dead...

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