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Pretty much anyone named Matthias
Wow Matthias is such a merciful lobster
After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.
You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
A legend at any FPS game usually said when complimenting a god player
Damn that dude is robster the lobster
typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.
you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.
When you cum in your hands and lobster walk around the room pinching people
Friend:walking around the room pinching people
Me:uh are you really being a sticky lobster right now
a pubic crab that resides in the taint region, near the ass
Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.
Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster