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A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.
Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.
A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.
Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!
A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?
Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.
Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.
I have no butter in my house after 3 lobster rolls with Lauren and now I have high cholesterol.
Pretty much anyone named Matthias
Wow Matthias is such a merciful lobster
After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.
You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar