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The best adventure gamebook series EVER (now available free online as well!) - you get to be a noble Kai Lord fighting the evil Darklords for the future of the realm of Magnamund. Written by Joe Dever. Actually contain entire species of new monsters not found anywhere else, e.g. giaks, kraan, gourgaz, zlanbeasts, burrowcrawlers, etc.
Lone Wolf rules!!!!!
The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.
Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.
Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
Someone who constantly masturbates with a litle indian
The person at the bank who arranges loans.
We went to see the Lone Ranger, but he turned us down because our credit is bad.
When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.
"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"
"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."
When you are hyped up about a new show or game but you're the only one that has watched or played it.
"Man I'm so pumped for the new season of The Walking Dead"
"Yea I'm still on season 3."
"Damn I think I'm the only one that is all caught up. I got those lonely hypes."
A Soldier/Specialist that takes matters into his/hers hands. Needing no help from any source whatsoever.
Guy no.1:John went to venture out in Vietnam and killed 200 Gooks.
Guy no.2:Wow, he's such a Lone Gun.