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A game made by some maniacs with the premise of driving a rusty car through the middle of nowhere till your car breaks down and you die
Person 1: Hey have you played The Long Drive?
Person 2: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 1: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Intelligent hacker of minecraft who uses a uses a pill to tickle his lil pickle.
Wow, that guy is using a pill while he is playing minecraft, he is probably a ben long getting a little tickle to his pickle
The "Long Effect" originates from the the city of philadelphia. It's when someone goes from a gym bro to a slacker and months even years pass from getting gains. The individual starts suffering from delusions of false strength, endurance and overall discipline but really is just a small, fragile, female dog. This disease can last a lifetime and is extremely contagious.
" He said he was coming to the gym today but I guess not lol it must be the "Long effect".
Short little fuck who can get girls unless they are 8 years old his motto is "if the age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" he wear shoes 5 sizes too big
Jack long likes to dick ride Tyler hill
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A right royal deep dicking of ones sexual partner
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion
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Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
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paintball manufacturer make, creater of the alias and the intimidator, also the ironmen.
Dude that guys got an ironman, damn hes hailing paint at us
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A condition occuring in males, characteristed by testicles slightly more distended than the average pair. The condition has been appropriated by some Afro-Caribbean communities as Long Ass Balls, which is something of a misnomer since the patient's anus is unrelated to the condition.
Untreated, Long Balls might result in serious medical emergency. Typically, complications related to Long Balls will arise when the patient suddenly twists his body, momentarily ensnaring the testicles in the fly of underwear which 'acts like a noose'. Scrotal haematoma, or contusion is likely to occur, or 'twisty balls' in laymans terms.
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