Mah Davels

he is mY Davels!! (i.e. my wonderful bf)

"i wuv yew, Mah Davels"

Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.

I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.

mah bayead

how Ander apologizes for being an ass.

Oh, I offended you? Mah bayead.

MAH BALLS MAH BALLS

When you get kicked by your annoying fucking siblings in the balls

MAH BALLS MAH BALLS FYCK YOU ERIK/MY BROTHER

mah cuck

One's peen, usually sat on or sucked

SUCK MAH CUCK

mah cuck

one's peen, usually sat on or sucked

Suck mah Cuck

mah ankles

To say when you some one crosses you up in basketball or when some literally break your ankles

Example: retart:* tackles at your ankle * you: mah ankles

Mah ankles are broken.