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Typical yuppie suburban American town with a superiority complex. There are more cops per capita than anywhere else who have nothing better to do than pull you over for no reason and bust high schoolers parties to take the mike's hard lemonade home to their wives. Everyone has a dog and 2 kids. Everyone thinks they're cooler than everyone else because they had that monogrammed Hollister shirt first. For some reason the guys think its cool to spike their hair up like aaron carter at aaron's party. The mom's all bleach their hair and the dad's wear the same jeans they wore in the nineties. It used to be the fastest growing city in Minnesota but then the housing market crashed and no one wanted to live in those cookie cutter houses anymore. At the high school football games which you totes have to attend the girls all think leggings are real pants and say fun things to the opposing team like, "we've got money yes we do, we've got money how bout you." even though they have no more money than anyone else in this delightful state. They have a nice mall. Also their mascot is a maple leaf...
"I was in Maple Grove Minnesota the other day..."
"Cool story bro, tell it again."
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A maple log roll is when you fall out of your tree in Canada.
"I did a maple log roll earlier today and now my sphincter is damaged. This sucks!"
Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.
Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.
One of the original 6 NHL hockey teams with a strong fan base in Toronto and the Toronto and Greater Toronto Area. The most Stanley Cup wins of the NHL next to the Montreal Canadiens who have more then double the Leafs total.
The Leafs last Stanely Cup win was in 1967.
The Leafs are to the NHL what the NewYork Yankess are to MLB considering dollar value, howeve the performance is a different story.
Leafs fans fall into 2 categories:
The first representing the much smaller group of the 2 being those that are extremely devoted and loyal to their "local team" and stay by them regardless of performance, even if they are in a 43 year (and counting) slump. God bless those true blue fans.
The 2nd group of devoted fans are the retards who honestly believe that for some reason the leafs have a reason and desire to win a game. They can commonly be identified by shouting "This is the year! This is the year"
These are the fans who have paid no attention to any other team in the league and for this reason have never made the comparison between the Leafs and a team consisting of real hockey players too see the difference.
The Leafs have the worst 3rd period performance of any team in the NHL. The reason for that being is lack of heart, grit, will and balls.
The leafs exist only as a franchise and buiseness, not as a hockey team. Evedince for this is on CBC during every broadcast of Hockey Night in Canada.
"hey, do you like the Toronto Maple Leafs? They are our local team! I like them. This is the year, there gonna go all the way.
I also like shiny objects with twirly bits that spin... hey, I have a pet spider. His name is Tucker, cause I like Marcy Tucker, he is a good hocky player... "
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The proper pronunciation for the NHL's Toronto based hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Guy 1: "Hey did you catch the Toronto Maple Queefs game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, they fucking suck!"
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1. A ragtime piano piece by Scott Joplin, making him the first musician to sell more than one million copies of a piece of instrumental music.
2. A Canadian tampon
"Don't mess with her. She's on the Maple Leaf Rag, eh?"
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a scummy, old, wrinckly, sticky, stanky, black dick (soft or hard) with genital warts(splinters)
eww look at that dudes rotten maple tree , it is leaveing splinters in and all around that girl.
Father- Wheres Jill hun?
Wife-She said that she was going to tyreks house so she can help him cut down his rotten maple tree in his back yard.
Father-oh ok hunny, i hope she doesnt get hurt or get a splinter or something
Wife-she be fine babe, i gave her rubber goes before she left
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