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Marijuana Girl

A anti weed propaganda ad from the 1970s depicting a woman who would sell her body for “drugs and kicks”

Oh hell nah she’s fucking the weed man, She’s such a Marijuana girl

by IanThePimp January 25, 2022


Marijuana sauce

The most excellent. Unparalleled. The beat shit.

That guitar player is so amazing, he is the marijuana sauce!

by Terp Sauce September 10, 2022


Marijuana MRE

A meal or snack prepared prior to smoking or consuming marijuana products intended to cure the hunger (or munchies) and reduce the risks that come with cooking while intoxicated.

1: "Yeah I'm gonna whip up a marijuana mre before we smoke."
2: "Alright cool, hopefully that'll be enough to get rid of the munchies."

by yeabruh October 13, 2018


Marijuana Overdose

The untrue idea that a lethal amount of marijuana can be smoked by one person.

"Is there such a thing as a marijuana overdose?"
"No, no there is not."

by nothething August 21, 2009

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marijuana addiction

A common argument used by protestors of marijuana and by those who are unwilling to let go of the lies they've been fed their entire lies. The ignorant ones will say, "Pot is in the same group as crack and heroin and computer duster and will make the user suffer withdrawals," and what the fuck have you. The more educated ones, while still quite ignorant, will say "Well, while it's not physically addictive, it is PSYCHOLOGICALLY addictive, and so you should stay away from it."

And that's why I became a part of the anti-fingernails campaign. What's our cause? Well, the habit of biting fingernails, while by no means physically addictive, can be psychologically addictive. Fingernails should therefore be made illegal.

But wait, masturbation can also be psychologically addictive... and so can gambling... and shopping and facebook and video games and reading and working and over-eating and under-eating and sex... All of these things should absolutely be made illegal, don't you agree?

The truth is, people have been smoking pot since AT LEAST 3000 B.C., and in the last five thousand years, no one has overdosed on pot, no one has died or been hospitalized from severe withdrawal from pot, nor has anyone's body has gone through ANY withdrawal symptoms from pot.

Sure, it's psychologically addictive. But is it dangerous in this way? I suppose you can judge for yourself. As for me, I've smoked pot every fucking day from early December to late May, and I'm doing fine now (in late April).

Tool: "Don't smoke marijuana, you'll develop a marijuana addiction."

Me: "Sure I will. Are your teeth yellow because of your coffee or your cigarettes?"

Tool: "... Both?"

by JPobo April 26, 2010

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Marijuana Blowjob

Having a bong inbetween your legs while a girl takes a huge smokey white hit clearing the whole thing like a pro so you know she's good.

Bobby: Ashley gave me a Marijuana Blowjob last night
Billy: she clear the whole thing?
Bobby: she sucked my pipe like a pro!
Billy: keep her!

by Nuclear_Minded January 25, 2014

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marijuana cigarette

Harvested buds from GOD's gift to man aka cannabis rolled into paper resulting in a smoking device used to receive this gift. Once the gift is received the recipient is taken to the next level, otherwise known as "a Hole Notha Level".

Ima take it to the HNL, pass that marijuana cigarette!

by Fart Barker February 8, 2009

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