A store started by Sam Walton, which sells everything you need at very low prices. Come on, Wal-Mart dissers, you know you shop there too. Who wouldn't?
Wal-Mart has everything at low prices.
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A place that a person goes to get up the nerve to do something.
"Brendan, you have to do somethig!"
"Yeah but she is younger then me."
"Take a trip to f%@&ing ball-mart! she is my best friend and if you hurt her i will kill you!"
"I just want to get to know her and next summer she will be a fox!"
"Do you need to take a trip to ball-mart?"
"No."
"Then get the balls up to do it or get some new ones!"
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1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
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A little shop in mexico that sells colorful camels and were head wraps are currently on sale.
I think the quicky mart just got in a new shipment of camels I wander what color they are?
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A.- The act of entering wal-mart in a strange costume and performing a simple dance.
B.- Going to wal-mart and fucking shit up
Ted: Hey dude we're about to go fuck shit up at wal-mart, wanna come?
Roger: You mean wal-marting?
Ted: Sure whatever.
Rodger: HELL YEAH!!!
Rian: What's that strange costume for?
Joe: Wal-marting, what else dumbasss.
Rian: Just asking...
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where fuckwads, dorkwads, jerkwads, asswads, and gaywads go to shop, aka Wal-mart
I went to the Wad-mart and spent all day in fucking line cuz the fuckwad in front of me jerked the asswad cashier around for hours.
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