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The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.
It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.
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Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection
"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"
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Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.
Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!
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The act of gently (or in some cases forcefully) touching the head of your penis with another's.
Andrew: Hey Mike, you wanna mash tips?
Mike: Hell yea!
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A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.
Steve: You give her the mashed potato?
Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.
Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.
Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.
Steve: True
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Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.
"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."
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When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.
"See that little bitch over there? We did the monster mash last weekend and she's still limping."
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