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Another way to finish up some good sex. To be executed while receiving head prior to bustin a nut. Perform by grabbing two fistfuls of long hair and raising each lock above the persons head like a pair of bunny ears. Then remove dick from mouth and cum in partner's nose. Your partner will scrunch up their face and wiggle their nose like a cute little bunny.
That chick had long hair and big 'ol teeth, so I knew right where to aim my load and execute a picture perfect bunny mask.
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When a man places his underwear over his partners head and then receives oral sex through the slit in the front of the underwear.
That girl last night blew me but she was really ugly so I gave her a ski mask so I wouldn't have to look at her
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When people blindly or religiously follow the directives of the authorities to wear a face mask at all times, as two barriers are debatably better than one—the sick person wears one, and the well person also wears one to protect themselves and others regardless of where they are in public at any time of the day, and whether they are alone or not.
Are these examples of mask mania? Cab drivers sitting in car by themselves wearing masks. People walking their dogs outdoors wearing masks, and nobody near them. People wearing masks at home, because they want to protect their pets.
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A person eats a bunch of sushi in hopes of getting mercury poisoning. Then when someone pisses them off the sushi-eater vomits all over their face, producing a sushi mask.
Your nasty snort makes me want to give you a sushi mask.
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While having anal sex with a girl, one pulls out, flips the girl around to her back, punches her in both eyes and proceeds to write a large "Z" on her chest with the feces on his dick.
Suzy was giving Brian lip during anal sex so her gave her the mask of zoro.
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The Canadian version of a Roman Face Mask.
"When Gordo passed out after his 15th Molson, Maurice gave him a goalie mask."
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