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The act of sitting on anothers back with speaded ass cheeks while delivering a devastating fart.
I just snuck into Daves' room and gave him the Tijuana Back Massage of his life. He's probablly going to need to shower.
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two or 3 letters and sometimes more that have certain meanings.
Massage Parlor Abbreviations
TS = Table Shower. HJ = Hand Job. BB = Bareback. CBJ = Covered Blow Job.
COT = Cum on Tits. GFE = Girl Friend Experience. Etc.
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With a very dark man in the background playing a steel drum, line the outer rim of your partners anus with pineapple. Cover your right hand with half of a coconut and vigorously punch the pineapple into the anus. Repeat as necessary.
I gave Lisa a Carribean butthole massage last night.
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A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.
I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!
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To give or recieve a blowjob using curry as a lubricant.
Akhmed-"Got a decent indian head massage last night"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"
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When you shit on someone's back and spread like it was massage oil.
Bro I just got the best Asian massage, but I smell bad now.
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A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.
Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob
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