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masturbation

slamming the noodle
tickling the hoe
cooking the turkey

Gabby's tickling the hoe with Luke masturbation.
Beka's cooking the turkey with Danielmasturbation.

by mikeikes June 3, 2009

27πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm

As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.

by 001002943 December 17, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Masturbed

The act of being horrified of masturbation.

Jim was so masturbed he cut himself!

by funkyroadshow December 8, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Masturbate

Girl:There's no need to take of pants grab a teddy put it down there in or outside the pants .then move your legs in a circular movement until your weak.wait a few minutes and reapeat

Girl1:yo this is how I masturbate

by Sexydefos March 24, 2020

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Masturbation

Eating cake happily alone, or sometimes with friends and family

When your at your friends birthday party and you eat cake that's masturbation

by Gods mom March 9, 2016

24πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Masturbation

BEATING YOUR DICK FURIOUSLY

I USE MASTURBATION AS A STRESS REVLEVER

by Papa 9incher July 10, 2016

18πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Masturbation

masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option that can fix this situation.to masturbate again

Luca- what is masturbation?
Jamin-masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option. To masturbate again

10 min later

Luca - Dude I just masturbated and I feel like the only thing my soul can see in the pit of darkness it’s eternally trapped in is a mirror showing disappointment and failure. The trembling eyes of loneliness gazing deep into my eyes casting a black poisonous cloud of being alone without anyone to turn to

Jamin- cool so u touched yourself and then felt lonely.
Luca- precisely

by lonely pleaser December 13, 2020

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž