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masturbation

A friendly reminder that ur still single

"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"

Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"

by Captain NippleFuzz February 18, 2009

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Masturb

Key to successful marriage

Masturb enhances marriage of the mind.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Masturbate

to pleasure yourself with your penis and your hand.

Note to self: dont masturbate when your pointing to your eyes.

by awefjawoijge June 1, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Masturbation

the 5 finger knuckle shuffle, waxing the pud... and so on

Tom is the sea captain, He's also good at putting bait on the hook... making him the masturbater

by the austinator April 4, 2003

86๐Ÿ‘ 132๐Ÿ‘Ž


Masturbation

something people do when their lover is not around

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

110๐Ÿ‘ 178๐Ÿ‘Ž


Masturbation

Artificial stimulus of genital organs

Javiers was experimenting with artificial stimulus of his genital organ in his bedroom.

another term for masturbation

by Ryan Gives June 20, 2007

35๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Masturbation

The act of shaking your penis or rubbing your vagina to pleasure your sexual wants.

Masturbation is a good way to practice sex.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick May 6, 2018

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