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Sardonic slang for offering an immense and unexpected level of resistance to a person or group of people.
“Did you hear? Joe said he’s going to beat you up after school.”
“Well, I’ll be sure to roll out the old Ukranian welcome mat for him.”
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How are you today
How was your sleep
Can you make use of an afa jersey
Or do you know someone who can
Theres also a messi fcb jersey, new, and very large
Someone would be happy to wear them
Can you help
beer mat notes
discovered in Melbourne, 2015
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Hang out with your Friends
-Komm mer ginn mat der Gang squatten
-Squatten mat der Gang squaa squaa...
The wet mark that appears on your t shirt when holding the side of a cold beer accidentally against it while chatting to mates, also often occurs while watching sport
Jim: Mate you've been holding ure beer against ure shirt & it's all wet
Bob: Ah, yet another t-shirt beer mat!
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While staying at a friend's house, bringing a chic home ,hitting it doggie style and sticking it in a girls butt without her permission, usually on an air matress.
"Mike Air Mat Brown Eyed that chic from the bar last night."
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When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.
Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.
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Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.
Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!