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subject matter asshole

1) Someone hired as a domain expert who clearly knows less about the topic then you, or that you have failed to realize that the actual domain is "charging the customer as much as possible". 2) An unbearably obnoxious and condescending SME.

That consultant who produced that flowchart is clearly a subject matter asshole

by BostonGhost July 16, 2017


Asian Lives Matter

Yes, they do. Delaina Ashley Yaun, Paul Andre Michels, Xiaojie Yan, Daoyou Feng, Julie Park, and Park Hyeon Jeong died because they were asian. It’s not right, we need to stand up for it ASAP.

We need to stop hate now. Asian lives matter.

by Cookie monster 😩🤚🏻 March 20, 2021

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Black Keys Matter

The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter.

In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.

The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?

“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?”

“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”

“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”

“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”

by pianocheater September 20, 2016

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does size matter

yes

boy: does size matter?
girl: yes very much

by hejejnshsjsnvebvshkqksn February 7, 2019

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Black Wives Matter

A movement recognizing all the good and under appreciated moves black women make to better their family and community.

Kinesha Jackson: Gurl did you hear Deondre broke ass locked up again and Sharnice picked up a second job to feed the kids

Trimeeka Page: Wowwww that don’t surprise me, she be just fine working those two jobs on top of volunteering at the church she don’t need his punk ass no way. This why we out here Black Wives Matter

Kinesha Jackson: I know that’s right

by Lakewood303 July 4, 2020

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matter of psychology (mop)

unfair competition in a spelling bee between Harold and Donata because Harold hears more voices in his head and can answer quicker.

You and me
in a spelling bee
moments of uncertainty
a matter of psychology (mop)

by Krkič October 8, 2020

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Black Lives Matter

Black Lives Matter or BLM for short was a once widely supported movement/company. Later on it was made apparent that BLM themselves (the company) did not care for Black Lives, which was the purpose of the country. Receiving tons of money in donations which almost zero went towards black families. As a former supporter of the COMPANY, it is genuinely saddening to know this company was basically a fraud. Still Black lives indeed still matter. Black Lives Matter but BLM (the company) didn't support its founding cause. The money and the power got to their heads and where they once saw a cause was replaced with money.

Black Lives Matter, but BLM was a bad company.

by I<3Chickens July 17, 2022

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