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A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.
Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".
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While on a Valentines camping trip in the Brokeback Mountains, Chris realized that Jordan had forgot to pack ketchup for their fundogs. Chris explained his dissatisfaction to Jordan. Jordan simliy claimed that he had packed plenty of Campfire Mayo.
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When a thot gets creampied it is called "serving a tuna mayo".
Summer got served a tuna mayo last night.
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As you are finishing up intercourse or masturbating, instead of cumming inside or on the girl, or in your hand, you get up and walk over to the nearest trash can and proceed to ejaculate into the trash.
"Yes, Lemme get a number one combo with Extra No Mayo" the customer asks. The underpaid fast food employee sighs and rips off his pants, proceeding to furiously jerk off while aiming at the trash can.
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The day to celebrate the battle of the Mayonnaise.
Whoa It's June 11th time for the mayo day
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