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Full Melon

A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.

Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.

by Melon expert December 13, 2020


fat melon

fat melon is a word used to describe a big girl on Omegle, preferably with the name of Zahra.

Omegle Guy: Hey what’s your name?

Big gal: Oh, it’s Zahra.

Omegle Guy: Oh Translate this, Ya fat melon!

by FatMelon February 1, 2021


Coco Melon

A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.

Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?

by Eatmyfoot20 September 14, 2021


melon cock

When you have to pee but cannot

Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.

by cabel6969 August 6, 2015


Melon time

Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.

Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!

by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021


harry melon

A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.

Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon

by chinkychonky June 11, 2010


muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010