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Melvin

Melvin will probably be your best friend forever, He might be annoying and act gay but he is loyal and can make you laugh.

??: Melvin is a good friend
.-.: Yep

by March 14, 2022


Melvin

A weirdo, loser, freak. Someone you would not want to be seen with in public.

"I don't want to hang out with them dad, they're total Melvins"

by Phlembzombie April 29, 2024


Melvin

A clean, funny person most times ghetto but a little classy, cool, definitely can fight, a bitch, smart, mid money not rich but not broke, has lots of love.

“Have you ever heard of Melvin” ye the ghetto smart student

HOSTILE🩵

by THE BIG MF M November 21, 2023


Melvin

A front wedgie.

“I gave frank a Melvin. His balls were hurting for the rest of the day.”

by POONTANGODOWN October 13, 2018


Melvin

The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.

You're such a Melvin. This guy pulled the ultimate Melvin moment

by TrueGigaChad October 3, 2021


Melvin

An extremely stupid (and somehow not illegal) play on the stock market by an institutional investor which results in billions of dollars of damage to the company who made the play. Typically due to extreme greed such as shorting stock by over %100 in the hopes of buying it back after it drops to zero dollars.
Named for the company holding the short position during the 2021 GME Short Squeeze

GME is a company with no intrinsic value! They'll be bankrupt by the end of 2020! Let's Melvin it! What's the worst that could happen? Only a total retard would try to squeeze us here...

by Shallow Fucking Money January 28, 2021


Melvin

The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.

Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?

Bobby: oh that's just melvin

by xxgamermanxx420xd July 4, 2022