Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home and smoke meth-amphetamine.
i didn't want to be a pussy.. but i am.. so i pulled The Fitsgerald Method and sent my friend to do my fighting.. The meth was shitty.. because i can't even do that right.
when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil
"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad
When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.
Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!
Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar
The smoothie method from happy
A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.
Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method
A slang phrase referring to a no-nonsense, serious, action or set of actions, more commonly used within Fortnite to describe a sweaty or hardcore playstyle.
The phrase is completely incoherent, it's possible it references the George Orwell novel "1984", however there is no clear connection between how the phrase is used and the book itself.
It originated within in-game voice chats for the Fortnite game mode Llama Wars describing a player who used a stereotypically sweaty playstyle typically involving building more skyscrapers than there are in NYC within 5 seconds of joining the game, from there it spread to other lobbies and game modes.
He's using the 1984 method!
the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process
i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....