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A roll of paper currency with the small bills in the middle and the large bills on the outside to make it appear to be more valuable than it actually is.
John tried to impress the ladies by flashing his cash, but they knew it was a Michigan roll.
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When someone takes a shit in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . Just before she drowns in your shit, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.
Girl's friend: "Is that corn in your nose?"
Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."
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A people who migrated to Michigan from the coal-producing states of Appalachia. To include: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. A Southern accent is often detectable in these people. Often Michigan hillbillies will have relatives in the Southern states.
1. Those Michigan hillbillies sure love those pickup trucks with big tires! (Monster truck Big Foot came from Michigan.)
2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.
Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!
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a cheater, one who does whatever he can take to win an athletic game, regardless of rules
ed martin is a prime example of a michigan man
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A city with nothing but broke wanna be ass niggas who dicksuck and hate. And it’s FULL of under cover gay niggas
Hey ! Ever been to Ypsilanti Michigan ?
Yeah it’s lame as shit fuck that city
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The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.
"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."
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A small town that is located near Mt. Pleasant
"Dude...where were you born?"
"Clare, Michigan"
"Isn't that a name?"
"NO...It's a town...!!!"
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