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Is someone who has a brain the size of a micro bacteria, but only the viruses because they are half the size of a normal cell.
"your such a fruitloop, you have a micro bacteria brain."
the unintentional mixing of a single letter of a name that results in a similiar sounding but different name of a political figure or terrorist; a condition suffered by U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy in the 2000's when discussing then U.S. Senator Barack Obama and al-Qaeda terrorist Osama bin Laden.
Rush Limbaugh occasionally suffers from political micro-dyslexia on his radio program when he frustrates himself by saying Osama meaning Obama, and vice-versa. For instance, "Osama killed Obama.'
The act of intentionally entrapping someone into committing what an overly sensitive person would consider a micro aggression.
That moustachioed woman, dressed in a suit, and wearing a bowler, got upset when i called her “sir.” That’s a micro passive aggression.
The act of one taking a dump which leads to the feeling of said turd that is departing the anus to be smaller than the dephicator has been led to believe.
I have just finnished taking a Micro-bomber poo which made me feel weak and disoriented.
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When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.
Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?
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A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.
Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.
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