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a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret
guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the
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refers to the length of time we usually choose to cook something: an average of the range specified by a recipe. begs the question, why don't they just tell us to use the number in the middle in the first place?
How long did you put the food in for?
8 minutes. The box said 7 to 9 so I chose the microwave middle ground.
When are you gonna show up at the party?
It goes from 4 to midnight so I thought I'd go at 8, choose the microwave middle ground.
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of or pertaining to the increased cost of cellular products.
The microwave inflation of the first decade after 2000 caused basic phone services to soar from about $25.00 per household to $100.00 per individual.
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A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.
Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.
That feeling you have when bicycling in cold weather. Sweaty on the outside, yet somehow still cold on the inside.
The microwave burrito effect occurs when you ride up a big hill on a cold day and you want to take off your jacket because it's sweaty and sticking to you but you are still cold enough to keep it on.
The loudest fucking thing in existence. Will wake up you're whole neighborhood.
Person: So why are you grounded again?
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.
Person: well that sucks
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its a COMEBACK
orgionating from the tv advert that keeps singing "go east in your microwave"
can be used in song
jugatsu: hey james, can you pass the tv remote??
james: your MUUUUM in the microwave, your muummmm in the microwave, your mummmmmmm inb the microwave!
jugatsu: ¬.¬ .................
james:your MUMMM in the...........
ect.
your mum in the microwave.
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