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Miracle Whip and Slide

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.

My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"

by BluesandSaintsNation March 2, 2023


miracle bud

When you are looking through a bag of shake and find a bud.

“Bro I just found a miracle bud” “no way man!”

by BigusDongus445 September 6, 2019


Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.

Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.

by Lone15 April 17, 2020


Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.

Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.

by creativecaravan April 3, 2014


Miracle brew

Beer.

"It was back in those days. Claudius Van Clyde and I stood on the edge of the dancing crowd, each of us already three bottles into one brand of <em>miracle brew</em>, blasted by the music throbbing from the speakers."
Brinkley, Jamel. "No More Than a Bubble."

by shlomoschocken May 24, 2022


Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023


Miracle Froth

A highly disgusting carbonated or bubbly liquid, typically a mixture of two drinks that do not pair together.

Person 1: What liquids did you add to your miracle froth?
Person 2: Cranberry juice, sprite, and Dr. Pepper.

by Reverdin April 9, 2022