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A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .
Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.
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A place to be bullied and stalked by quilters
I went to Hamilton Missouri and got bullied and stalked by quilters.
Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.
Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week
Taking lsd and eating pizza to cause extreme diarrhea.
Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.
If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.
Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.
Jake: can I lather?
Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
No, its not anything sexual, the missouri twister was a famous un-named twister that knocked over Grandma Edna's favourite tree back in 1978, or we could just be talking about Joplin.
Thats one hell of a missouri twister!