going moron

Superlative form of "playing the fool". When one is about to engage in idotic activities, realises it, yet goes through with it.

I asked my friend to kick me in the nuts. As he raised his leg a doubt suddenly came to my mind. "Fuck that", I thought, "I'm going moron...UUUHH."

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Absolute Moron

The difference between "You're" and "Your"

If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.

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moron-sauce

A Person that is a moron - made of sauce. Such as if you burn your hand.

Mom: -Sticks hand in sauce by accident- OW!
Kid: What, Mommy?
Mom: I burned my hand in the sauce.
Kid: -Takes her hand and slaps it- You moron-sauce.

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moron mountains

Exceptionally nice-looking breasts; so-called because men become obviously less intelligent in their presence.

At first, Alan and Rosabelle were deep in conversation, but as soon as Atara walked in with her moron mountains on display, Alan found it difficult to form even one coherent sentence.

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complete moron

GamecockFan4Life1984

A product of North Greenville College.

OH yeah that's right you went to Butt Crack U.

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oxy moron

two words in a phrase that contradict each other

gay marriage, realistic liberal, cold sunshine

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Oxy-moron

See "Billy Mays" of TV's Oxyclean fame.

Oh, and what's with that beard?

KABOOM! Billy Mays is a Oxy-moron!

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