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The inevitable re-naming of the monument in North Dakota, honoring four presidents who actually accomplished something, should Trump achieve his personal goal of having his own face added.
And he goes, "Do you know it's my dream to have my face on Mount Trashmore?'" Trump also toyed with the idea of adding himself to Mount Rushmore in 2017 at a campaign rally.
Rocky Mounting is when the man/woman with strapon/top puts on first one condom, followed by a large even spread of extra chunky peanut butter, only to be followed by yet another condom, so as to trap the chunky creamy treat inside of them. Then the phallically studded partner starts to consummate the loving act with or without added lube.
Last night me and the wife went Rocky Mounting.
That's a little much Dan.
Just saying.
Where people think owning a jeep is a personality trait. This sophmore group think they are the shit for being friends with a guatemalan refugee who was held back and will be turning 18 next year. They also post photos of other people’s boyfriends and have no personality they have to steal the junior classes.
You moved to Mount Olive? Go back to where you came from.
Anyone over the height of 7'1"
Person 1: BRUV YOU ARE LITERALLY MOUNT EVEREST. HOW TF ARE YOU SO TALL.
Person 2: idk lol
A mountain where all hoodrats are born located in California.
Dude: So where were you born?
Hood rat: My place is mount hoodrat
Dude: Oh shit, MOUNT HOODRAT?
Hood rat: Yep.
Fattest thing ever!!! It only shows itself when noone is expecting it.
I saw mount weber 6 times today, it just kept getting bigger and bigger!!!
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1. (n) The alleged hide out town of Queensland, Australia. A town where criminals flock in order to hide from police.
2. (n) The alleged incest capital of Queensland.
3. (n) The biggest hole of a town, providing four pubs compared to only one supermarket.
4. (n) A place where dole bludgers flock to in order to remain on centrelink payments. (Due to extreme rates of unemployment).
5. (n) The second most inhabited place of all abos in all of Australia, the most inhabited being Woorabinda.
Criminal 1: What are we going to do, they have a search warrant out for us..
Criminal 2: No problems, we can hide out in Mount Morgan for a few months.
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Normal Person: I heard people go to Mount Morgan and marry their cousins because it's accepted there...
Mount Morganite: Hey!! Two heads are better than one!
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Mount Morgan Teen: Mount Morgan is such a hole, the only thing to do is go to the skate park while everyone gets tanked at the pub. I guess we could throw rocks at the drunk abos for fun...
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Dole Bludger: I'm gonna move to Mount Morgan, that way, Centrelink won't be able to make me get a job! There are none!
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Random Person: Don't walk the streets of Mount Morgan at night, a bunch of abos will come and bash you: or at least ask you for a smoke. Watch out if you don't give them one though....
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