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The act of placing a mentos in a vagina, followed by Diet coke while aiming the vagina towards the partner's open mouth.
Sometimes the woman may prefer to yell "weeeee" while erupting.
I went to go down on dat ho, but she surprised me by blowing a Mount Vagsuvius right in my mouth.
A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay
Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .
A rather large hill that eats small children as they run up. This is the last frontier in the world or X-country running being rather steep and long. Spectators usually gather along the sides of this incline to watch as runners armed with running spikes and climbing picks challenge the near 90° vertical grade. This Mountain is the home many annual CISAA runs including the X-Country finals at the end of the fall sport season. Is is common knowledge that many people attempt the hill only to take a very long time and, or even possibly fail.
Damn, we have to run up mount trinity? Better pack a lunch, it's going to be a long hike.
A mountain where all hoodrats are born located in California.
Dude: So where were you born?
Hood rat: My place is mount hoodrat
Dude: Oh shit, MOUNT HOODRAT?
Hood rat: Yep.
Fattest thing ever!!! It only shows itself when noone is expecting it.
I saw mount weber 6 times today, it just kept getting bigger and bigger!!!
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1. (n) The alleged hide out town of Queensland, Australia. A town where criminals flock in order to hide from police.
2. (n) The alleged incest capital of Queensland.
3. (n) The biggest hole of a town, providing four pubs compared to only one supermarket.
4. (n) A place where dole bludgers flock to in order to remain on centrelink payments. (Due to extreme rates of unemployment).
5. (n) The second most inhabited place of all abos in all of Australia, the most inhabited being Woorabinda.
Criminal 1: What are we going to do, they have a search warrant out for us..
Criminal 2: No problems, we can hide out in Mount Morgan for a few months.
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Normal Person: I heard people go to Mount Morgan and marry their cousins because it's accepted there...
Mount Morganite: Hey!! Two heads are better than one!
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Mount Morgan Teen: Mount Morgan is such a hole, the only thing to do is go to the skate park while everyone gets tanked at the pub. I guess we could throw rocks at the drunk abos for fun...
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Dole Bludger: I'm gonna move to Mount Morgan, that way, Centrelink won't be able to make me get a job! There are none!
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Random Person: Don't walk the streets of Mount Morgan at night, a bunch of abos will come and bash you: or at least ask you for a smoke. Watch out if you don't give them one though....
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In order to correctly execute this highly difficult move, one must first prepare the day before by eating a large amount of beets and drinking a large amount of shitty beer (think Coors light). Once you have consumed the proper amount, the actual person who is the Volcanic Mountain must do a half headstand against the side of the couch. While your partner is then kneeling on the couch eating your ass out, you then erupt with diarrhea (which is now reddish/purple) covering the face of your partner and everyone/everything around you. (Must be noted that this can only be done in secret by the one who is the Volcanic Mountain as to surprise your partner) This is also commonly known as "The Pompeii"
That bitch Devonna thought she was slick by banging Jerome while I wasn't home. I taught her a lesson and gave that bitch a Mount Vesuvius!!
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