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To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
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The extreme use of mind boggling chemical substance that was once a solid form that will/can be heated into a liquid form and then a gas form to be in hailed into the lung and spread through out the body which in some extreme cases has been proven to leave some females outrageously unaware of the real cunt inside her has been let loose and is on the prowl for any male in a 100 meters of the infected area. Once the liquid has cool down it will turn back in to its solid form. The experience lasting between 7 to 24 hours depends on the amount consumed before and while in this state of mind. Can last long days, weeks, months even years.. usually leading to a small padded room with dim lights.. But hay we dont party in halves.
Must be experienced to understand the true meaning of 'Munt out with your cunt out'
Sit back and relax..... Enjoy the munt out with your cunt out!!
Consume at high levels (at own risk)
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Storing the munt excrement into condoms and freezing them thus creating dildos out of decomposed corpse entrails
Beth: Hey, you want to go Munt iglooing?
Renee: Ahh yay! I've been hungry AND need some pleasure!
Beth: Two birds with one stone!
Find and dig up a semi-decomposed white female, while one black male insert their penises in the vagina and another inserts his into the anus
Josh told me you Oreo Munt? You sick fuck!
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*Requires 2 Black Males and 1 White Female*
Find and dig up a semi-decomposed white female. The female will lay in the middle while one black male inserts his penis into the vagina and another inserts his into the anus.
Person 1: “Ava died today, the funeral’s Friday.”
Person 2: “Are we gonna Oreo Munt her or nah?”
Regular Munting, but instead of having only one person on the body, at least 4 zimbabweans must join in. If done correctly it should summon the god Mwari, and he should begin jumping too. The fabric of reality should start to flicker.
Should only be done if you are a high level gooner and have at least North Korean Flicker Gooned 100 times.
Greg: Bro lets go zimbabwean Flicker munting!
John: Bro last time I almost died!