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1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will."
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy
1. My computer died and took my term paper with it!
2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!
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a. someone you would never want to mess with
b. a general free spirit and sailor of the seas
c. straight gangster
*see biddie
lookout man: "Ahoy! I think I see that Cassidy Murphy on the horizon! Plan of action sir!"
captain of pirate ship: "We don't need to be a'messin in her waters maties. Best ship out."
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Murphy's rule states that if one orders a mixed drink in a bar, and the remaining liquor in a bottle that is being used is exhausted in the creation of said drink, the drink is then free
That bartender just finished that liquor bottle when making that dude his drink, i guess by Murphy's rule its free.
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1. Extreme wedgie. (See Wedgie)
2. Non-reversible case of pants up ones ass.
Those shorts would be pants if she didn't have a murphy lock.
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Murphy's Law
Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.
Example of Murphy's Law
"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."
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The law that Eddie Murphy will never again be funny until he goes back to Saturday Night Live. The good one, from the nineties. Start working on that time machine, Mr. Ed.
MR. ROBINSON'S NEIGHBORHOOD
"I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife
Others:
WHITE LIKE ME
BUCKWHEAT SINGS
BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT
BUCKWHEAT DIES
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A caring, hot, sexy, built, strong, and large guy that always has a unique way of getting the ladies. He will do whatever it takes to get that one hot girl and also thinks of many crafty ways of getting that girl to like her too. He is one of the finest, handsome, and awesome human that will ever live on the face of the Earth.
Look at Drew Murphy with that hot blonde, I wish I was like him.
Drew Murphy, can you tell me why all the girls hang around you but not me at all the clubs, bars, and wherever you are int he world?
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