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can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵

This is a slang for you wanting to do CBT with a partner, whether it'd be a wife, husband, or anything in between.

Person 1 : Heyy babe, feeling horny.
Person 2 : can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵 ?
Person 1 : Hell yes.

by ThatAlcholAddict September 7, 2021

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My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017

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my balls are itchy

When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.

"Hey my balls are itchy"
"Bro, my balls have been feeling itchy"

by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023


my cock and balls

my cock and balls that are attached

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!

by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023


Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 25, 2015


Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014


pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude March 5, 2016