n00b at life

part of speach: noun
plural form: n00bs at life

one who refuses to learn from or take the advice of his\her elders or those whom hold more wisdom or are more knowledgable when it comes to ane specific field or category of experience, or who is simply too hard-headed to apply his\her peers’ successful actions/conduct to his\her-self; one who is too stubborn to grow much as a human, who will oft decline him\herself the right to learn from his\her past experiences, and who will seldom accept things in any way that isn’t to the standard that s\he is used to or has been led to believe priorhand/previously (even if it lacks evidence or support to back it up), who may try too steadfast not to lose face when proven wrong; linear. Oftentimes agnostic on a level deeper than the thought of ‘God’ (which, when on a deeper level, is a bad thing, because it illustrates lack of true taste/perception or knowledge of the surrounding world as perceived by the n00b at life).

See also n00b, which is different than a 'noob'. (A noob reffers more to a ‘newb’, or ‘newbie’ at something{specifically a videogame}, whereas a 'n00b' can be anyone who..well I’m not suppose to define 'n00b' here, but just note that even vets can act n00b-ish at times.)

Compare 'n00bs at life' with the '‘élitist’ Democrats' who THINK that they’re über-the-shit and clearly demonstrate their ‘superiority’ towards the rest of the population.

"Having a n00b at life for your mother really bites. But to have a n00b at life for your father is a plain-out atrocity (especially if you are a male, though is equally conductually imparing to a daughter)."

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uber n00b

Someone with no micro and lacks blue shells.

Matt is a uber n00b especially when playing Mario Kart DD.

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pwned that n00b

when you totally own someone at a game or other event. The loser is the n00b.

I pwned that n00b Joey at Mario Kart.

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n00b cannon

a cannon used to fire out nOObs at a high rate of speed.

whoa, that one went real far

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n00b ass

Pertaining to the area of the n00b your pwning

Dud3,1 ju57 pwn3d his n00b ass!

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alpha n00b

One who has mastered the art of n00bs, or one who is the leader of all n00bs.

Omfg! did you see james? he allmost pwn'd me, hes the Alpha n00b

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prep n00b

1.One who is a low-life, friendless loser, who attempts to hang out with people who don't even that person exists.
2. Person who becomes preppy to trys and fit in with another crowd.
3. Current Preppy Person/Ex-Prep, who tries to be friends with a group of gamers.
Origin: MGM Lunchroom, 2006, Huntsville, Alabama.

"Hey Choche, go the hell away, you prep n00b! Nobody likes you!" -Curtis McDaniel Boone

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