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Another large, detached earlobe.
He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.
Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum
Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.
Zygotes that should have been placed in a napkin.
That fucker was a real napkin shot
Napkin Math is a two-party activity occurring during dinner in which a pen and napkin are used to discuss debates or questions about math. Napkin Math is a spontaneous activity started by discussions or questions and can take anywhere from a few minutes to around an hour.
Thanks to the Napkin Math my brother and I did yesterday, I am prepared for today's math lesson.
- The one who is using too much napkins in the coffee shops or restaurants
- The one who always finish the napkins in your place
- Jack is such a napkins whore, he ordered a bottle of water , he took 10 napkins with it!
-Friend1: I can’t believe that, Sally finished the napkins when she came over!
Friend 2: AGAIN!! Well! She’s being a napkins whore as usual!
Find something and use it as a condom!
Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"
I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.