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Having anal sex rather than risking pregnancy by having sex the traditional way. This allows for (though isn't advised) unprotected sex without the need to pull out.
However, there have been rare cases where seminal fluid has found its way into the vagina and pregnancy has occurred, so be careful.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that chick from the club last night, but when we got back to my place I realized I was out of rubbers!"
"Dude, weak! What did you do, Get head instead?"
"Nah, bro, we used nature's condom."
"Nice."
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This is not your grandma's beer. At 5.9% Natural Ice stands high above most of America's beer. With a clean crisp taste, (NEVER BUY CANS YOU MORONS!!!!), it is deceivingly strong. I dare you to try to drink a twelve pack! This beer will will even make the college lineman drunk as a skunk! Be careful drinking this stuff if you are under 200 pounds
I drank a bunch of Natural Ice, WTF happened last night?
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Individual born with outstanding athletic and sexual skills. While others may have to work hard to excel on the athletic field and in the bedroom, natural athletes will achieve great things without practicing or expending much effort.
"Gary is ...not a natural athlete."
"At first glance my partner may appear to be a lowly gizz-mopper, but I can assure you he is a well-endowed natural athlete."
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1. Another name for the Columbine High School massacre.
2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.
"Sometime in April me and V will get revenge and will kick natural selection up a few notches" - Eric David Harris
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Someone who was not born a hillbilly but now is one. Usually someone who is an alcoholic or addicted to drugs.
No bob was not born in Alabama, he is a naturalized hillbilly.
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The innate feeling a black has that he is unjustly ridiculed by the white man and that he deserves compensation for it.
Oh, that's just Obama's nigger nature.
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Look in the toilet after #2 and you will find a Natural Log.
Example: Calculus tends to be very fond of Natural Logs. For example, what is the derivative of a natural log? Why is this natural log bigger than this other natural log?
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