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A Nerd is a very knowledgeable person who has very little or no social ability due to there failure to recognise that they are not “normal”! But whoever wanted to be normal? Geeks on the other hand gain social skills through there ability to realise that they are in fact not just like everyone else!
Person1 "OMG did you just hear what that Nerd just said?"
Person2 "Fucking Retard why the hell would anyone say somthing so stupid?"
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Ok, bottom line, being a nerd is not a good thing. A nerd is someone who is socially retarded. Nerds, Geeks and Dorks are all the same thing. They are always social rejects. To the average person who learned basic socialization patterns in fucking high school, they come across like they are physically or mentally retarded.
A male nerd comes across like a feminine chick. They are usually secretly gay or want to be a woman, or secretly identify with women. A nerd is usually at the maturity of someone who is around five to eight years old. They are usually extremely passive and passive aggressive. They blame the rest of society for their problems, that society is oppressing them, etc, when in reality, society is just treating them as a loser, because they are a loser. A woman will just taunt them and tease them, while a man will probably taunt, tease, and beat them up. As a result of being socially retarded, nerds develop a persecution complex, that they are somehow superior, and the rest of society is garbage, when in reality, it's the opposite.
No, you fucking idiot, you are the idiot, I doubt that slim, cute chick that laughs at you is considered a social reject. As a further result of being social rejects, nerds tend to hang out with other socially retarded people who pursue socially retarded topics that the average person does not give a fuck about. Things like elfs and wizards, and death metal, and science fiction. This is stuff that the average person stopped giving a fuck about at ten years old.
The main types of nerds are computer, book, metal, etc. A computer nerd tends to have extreme low intelligence. Like I said, a computer nerd comes across as someone who has the maturity of someone five to eight years old. You can be a computer user, but take a fucking bath and try to interact with the opposite sex, not act like are you in love with your fucking computer. The other thing is that as a result of getting their ass kicked by society, cute chicks, etc, nerds have developed the most shitty personalities I have ever seen. Most nerds come across as hostile, extreme assholes, lack of class, manners, basically the socialization patterns of a child in an adult.
Contrary to the media stereotype of a psychopath as a smooth badass, a psychopath is usually a nerd. They are distempered, fly in rages, have psychological issues, can't interact with the opposite sex. An example of this type of nerd is those two sick fucks that shot up their high school.
A nerd is someone who has severe psychological issues. Examples are people who act like tough guys on the internet, are extreme assholes or extreme crybabies.
All the above is considered common knowledge by the normal people of society. But because this is on the internet, a nerd is going to read this and disagree with it, because as I said, nerds have a persecution, inferiority complex.
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an offensive use for somebody who is very smart but is outcast and badly treated for 2 reasons both quite strange but there they are all the same
1. they work hard in lessons and are usually top of the class the objective of which is usually so they get a good education and a well payed job therefore becoming rich and famous and becoming very populare however most non-nerds in school seem to think that that's a bad idea for some reason...
2. they do not follow certain trends that appear to be daring and therefore cool and not falling for peer preasure
i.e. playing in a campsite, falling and breaking your neck, taking drugs and cigarettes then becoming a faggoty slob getting a girl under 18 pregnant then running off then getting a job that gives you around 15 grand a year and raise your kids up to be just like you and so the cycle goes on.
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nerd: i did all my homework early miss Ermintrude i even did a bit more work by myself!
teacher: oh well done hughbert! see this is what good children are like!
opposite to nerd: damn nerd!
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druggy: come on nerd just do it don't be so scared
nerd: no way i'm not doing that not ever
*druggy punches nerd in face causing him to have nose bleed and runs off laughing*
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A person that knows what bohemianism is.
Nobody usually likes this person, most likely a chongo and becomes best friends with his girlfriends biffle.
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someone who has no life and sits in front of the computer all day. has no social life and always pretends to be grounded because theyd rather play computer games than hang out with friends. wears cheap K-mart bluelight special shirts. when hanging around with people who are much cooler than you and can be cool, nerds try to imitate it and become bigger nerds or wiggers (see Wigger)
OMG chris is such a big freakin nerd!!!
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A really stupid (IMO) name for one who uses computers frequently.
These Counter-Strike nerds are slowing our connection down!
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A bunch of socially disabled men who get together on a Friday night to play board games.
see www.risknerds.com for a classic example
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