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Squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your crappy job.
Side effects: Acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and bumping into things.
Possible solution: Quitting said job and finding one you like.
Office person 1: Wow, dude, you look awful.
Office person 2: Yeah, I stayed up until 5am playing Fallout 3. Indulged in a little night siphoning.
A yearly fashion show with lots of red carpets, boring films and self-congratulatory people. Starts earlier and ends later with every passing year. It's basically the film industry equivalent of The Electoral College. If that doesn't tip you off, nothing will.
Guy 1: "Dude, whatcha doin' on Oscar night?
Guy 2: "I'm gonna write down my Netflix movie selections for the year."
Guy 1: "That's totally rad, dude. Me too.
Polite way to let a friend know that you need to leave some place fast because you LITERALLY shit your pants (sharted)or FIGURATIVELY shit the bed. If you just farted up the joint and need to leave you might say "night's over" as hyperbole.
a: Night's over.
b: Why?
a: I pooped my pants so lets get outta here fast.
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a: Night's over.
b: Dude, we didn't eat all day, how'd you shart.
a: I didn't shart, I just got rejected hard by the shot-girl, though, so we gotta bust outta here.
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This derives from the classic line in the movie 25th Hour: "Night's over. I sharted."
When a woman goes out, gets drunk, sleeps with complete stranger, and goes home one pair of panties shy of a wardrobe. Not knowing his name, he becomes known as Frank to her friends
You came home with no panties again Chrissy. Did you have another Frank night?
an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night
Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit”
An unnecessary disturbance caused by a person who has a pathological need for attention.
These presidential tweets have no substance; they are a trump in the night.