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A polite version of Cluster Fuck
Since the cluster fluff of extending rail service to Waikanae, retimetabling for overcrowding and not introducing the Matangi trains on time, you all probably know by now that the Melling Line trains have been replaced by rail replacement buses, and are leaving from the dreaded platform 9 at Wellington Station.
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1) Skipping certain parts of a musical composition, esp. long intros, gay bridges, or pretentious outros.
2) Skipping the crappy songs on an album/playlist to get to the better ones.
*Two guys listening to My Curse by Killswitch Engage*
Guy One: *Starts song*
Guy Two: Skip the fluff, please.
Guy One: What? I love Killswitch.
Guy Two: Ive heard this song way to many times, and Im really starting to get tired of the intro. Skip it, you fanboy whore.
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To put baby Powder on the balls to keep them fresh
I nut fluffed after i got home from work to keep my nuts fresh all evening long
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Cleaning, make shine, make it look much better.
The car is dirty... Give it a fluff and fold.
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when a man is playing strip poker, and he puts some kind of special effort into getting himself only slightly sexually aroused, so if he loses and has to take it all off, he'll have a semi and it will look like his penis in its flaccid state is bigger than it really is
"When Jeff was playing strip poker with us last night and ended up being down to his boxers, we noticed him discreetly tugging on his crotch area a couple of times while also seemingly taking some peeks at Kate's cleavage. I smirkingly whispered to him, 'you're giving yourself the Poker Fluff, aren't you?'"
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The stink zone you want to avoid walking through after someone has farted.
Person one: "UGH...pew!! Who crapped their pants?"
Person two: "No one!! Uncle Ralph had beans and broccoli again. You just wallked through the fluff mist!"
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To cum into a pussy and squezze the sides and it looks like a sandwhcih
Little Jimmy was having sex with his HOE and was cumming in her pussy and didnt want her to get preganet so he squezze the sides of her pussy and made a fluff sandwhich
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