Nose Gonorrhea

The horrid burning sensation you get when you go in a pool and water gets up your nose.

I jumped into the pool last night, and man, my nose almost bled. I totally had Nose Gonorrhea.

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shilock nose

A very obscure and abnormally sized nose. Most commonly found attached to a person of Jewish heritage.

Tom: "Wow man, check out that chick with the shilock nose"

Fred: "Whoa! That thing is huge!"

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nose burp

the act of burbing out of your nose,
Drinking 4 sodas and holding your mouth shut when you have to burp will cause a nose burp.

burping through ones nose

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Blue Nose

When you have that feeling that you are about to sneeze, so you make the stupid face like you are about to orgasm, and you sit there and wait, and wait, maybe stare at the sun or do a couple quick sniffles hoping to hurry the sneeze up.... and then you lose it. And it hurts and it sucks and your life is ruined.

Yo dog I felt a little tickle right above my sick moustache so I prepared myself for this epic sneeze, I mean I had on my O-face, lookin up in the sky just waitin for the magic to happen, and then.... nothing. I got blue nose!

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Nose Goes

A quick observation game typically played to determine who will be the person to either go first or commit to an action all together. The last person not touching their nose is essentially "it".

Person A: "Who's gonna go get the pizza from downstairs?"

Group: "......."

Person A: "Nose goes!"

Person B: "....dammit!"

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Dot-Nose

When something is really obvious, and one person doesn't get it.

Ughh why won't she leave, she's totally being a dot-nose.

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Jew nose

A person who has a hooked nose. Someone with a large nose is often mistaken for having a "Jew nose". The size of the nose does not matter, but rather the shape. In this case a hooked tip.

Stienberg has a jew nose.

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