about last night

The ultimate basic bitch euphemism for "look at this filtered picture of me looking hot...last night."

Did you see the picture Becky posted with the caption "About Last Night"? Bitch just went to Olive Gardens.

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all about the benjamins

its all about the money, more dollars specially US$100 coz the head on it belongs to Benjamin Franklin, the founder of the 1st university in the states.

hey man!nothin is for free in this world,its all about the benjamins!

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if you think about it

A phrase one says before espousing a large amount of bullshit.

If you think about it, the Earth is flat because nobody has ever been to space - NASA just projects holograms in the sky for us to look at.

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man about town

a fellow who can often be seen around the city... Particularly in the right places or with the right people. Dapper, sociable, and fashionable.

Quite the man about town, Bobby was friendly with all the right people.

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write a play about it

Comes from the idea that Shakespeare wrote plays whenever he felt like he needed to complain about some aspect of his life.

If someone is complaining, whinging, sulking, bitching or moaning about something, no matter how pathetic or meaningful it is, you can tell them to write a play about it to shut them up.

Sort of means, "i could care less...!"

Jackie: Oh my god! I just broke a nail!
Bec: Nnnyeh, go write a play about it

Tom: Linda just broke up with me! *sob*
Luke: Why don't you write a play about it?

Ally: You forgot my birthday! I feel so hurt and let down.
Harry: Yeah, get out some paper and write a play about it.

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what you on about?

meaning "what do you mean?"

it is a shortened version on "what are you going on about?" or "what are you talking about?"

usually used when someone is not making sense for extended periods of time or if you feel like you've missed something.

can be lengthened to show complete and utter confusion.

example 1.

knobhead: dude. i totally just pwned that n00b. i asdfghjkl; the ask;nfw. fo shizzle my nizzle dizzle.

awesome: what you on about?

example 2.

knobhead: so, tomorrow, then?

awesome person: what?

knobhead: we can go and you can meet them, yeah?

awesome person: what you on about?

example 3.
Gavino Free(roosterteeth): what you on about?

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Cry about it

Cry about it are often used in the kpop fans community, we’re people are mad cuz bts have won and outsold their faves, so army’s are often there to comment ”Cry about it” cuz bts are the biggrst group ever to exist and no other kpop group will never come close to their success.

Bts won billboard again, there fukin army can’t vote for anyone else expect them.

“Cry about it then”

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