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A reasonably large town that manages to hold some of the wealthiest people in Westchester county but contributes nothing to society other then a small resteraunt that recently went out of business and a Town Center that's actually located in Mohegan Lake. The Town Center itself is nothing to be proud of because it mearly harbors the towns social and scholarly rejects who cannot find a better way to entertain themselves on any night of the week then hang out in front of Barnes and Noble and get messed up on whatever drugs they can find. Rich socialites who can't afford to live in Bronxville or Chappaqua move here thinking it will be a good place to raise their children. Obviously they are greatly mislead. This town is better defined as the Boondocks of upper westchester.
Man, I don't feel like driving to Cortlandt Manor. I really don't want to hit a deer or a deranged druggie.
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The most Jewish town in the most Jewish county in America. Every other place that claims to be "Jappy" doesn't even approach the level of Jappiness witnessed on the daily in New City, NY. 60% of people are Jewish, 20% are Asian, and the rest are probably either Italian or Irish. Minorities amount to maybe 5% of the population at most. Kids from New City go to two high schools: Clarkstown North, which is 80% Jewish, and Clarkstown South, which is 50% Jewish. Contrary to popular belief, the wealthiest towns in the country are not the most Jewish ones. New City, a relatively wealthy town but no Scarsdale or Beverly Hills, has a significantly greater percentage of Jews than either of those towns.
A Typical Conversation in New City, NY:
-Hey Jillian, wanna go to the mall?
-Maybs Becky but we HAFTA stop at Cheesecake while we're there. K?
-Fineee. Lemme get my Juicy zip-up.
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Fort Salonga is a quite town located near the Long Island Sound. The town is very wooded and they are numerous secluded homes. the houses range from middle class to the rich. It is a predominately a white town. There is basically nothing to do here except go to Callahan's beach or to one of the private beaches located on the Long island Sound. The High School is located in Kings Park. All the rich kids that attend Kings Park High School are from Fort Salonga.
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A small suburb located in Central New York.
Within the small town there are three points of interest:
1)The New Hartford High School
2)The Sangertown Mall
3)Marquee Cinemas
....and thats it.
The kids at the high school are typically classified as stuck-up rich bitches. Usually the kind of kids that think their shit doesn't stink and never have the balls to the things they preach about the hallways.
Example:
-NH Student #1: "I can't believe what that kid is going around saying about me being a pothead!"
-NH Student #2: "You only smoke it on the weekends!... that doesn't make you a pothead. You should kick his ass!"
-NH Student #1: "Yeah! I'm gonna kick that little faggot's ass!"
REALITY: The student from New Hartford, NY ends up pushing the kid talking about him out of the way and gives him a dirty look. Later that night he goes on Facebook and posts about how he's gonna kick the kids ass the next day, but never does...THE END.
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This is a little unincorporated hamlet in the Town of Wawarsing, Ulster County. upstate New York. It was once a vital mecca in the Borscht Belt Era of the Catskills. It is 8 miles North of Wurtsboro, NY and 4 miles South of Ellenville, NY. It looks like the town that time forgot. There are approximately 600-800 year -round residents. It used to be the home of Buddy Hackett in the summer. The Homowack Lodge was once the major employer. Today, the towm is comprised of a general story and a post office. Nothing really bad ever happens here. In fact, nothing really happens here. It's just a teeny bed-room community.
Ulster County Homowack Lodge Borscht Belt Era of the Catskills Spring Glen, NY
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It's some little shit hole in upstate New York. The schools are filled with drug addicts, gangstas, and whores, and the graduates are imbeciles, borderline retards. The adults are lazy, unmotivated fucks who are terrible examples to the children. The local hobbies are going to bars and sleeping around.
Good God, I live in Whitney Point, NY
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When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.
Those two guys are roommates at SUNY P and are the kings of the midnight NY Sock Exchange.