Crunk o'clock

Crunk (kru^ngk)
a euphemism for getting really crazy and fucked up on marijuana and alcohol (stoned and drunk. Chronic plus Drunk = Crunk). Or maybe crack and drunk. Or coke and drunk. Or maybe just being crazy and drunk. Whatever it is, it means getting really crazy and fucked up.

o-clock (uh-klok)
an adverb meaning of, by, or according to the clock.

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Crunk o'clock (kru^ngk uh-klok)
Originating from the city of Portland, OR, the phrase is an exclamation of a heightened state of mental impairedness usually brought on by any combination of the aforementioned substances.

In addition to saying the phrase, the accompanying hand motion is equally as important

As defined by the phrase creator:

A celebratory gesture made by one (or in some cases many) person(s), by raising one hand to make a 90 degree angle of the arm — usually meant to indicate to spectators mutual acknowledgment of what time it is, and placing the other hand firmly on the axis of the 90 degree angle. With the hand that is extended into the air, a staccato downward motion towards the opposite elbow is made, making the performer appear to be "crunk," or to be miming a malfunctioning clock. (Porte 2006)

1. "Hey bitches, it's crunk o' clock!"

2. "Son, what time did you stay out last night?"
"I don’t know, Dad, most likely a little bit after crunk o'clock."
"Good job, Son"

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Beer O'clock

The time at which one gathers with others to Libate.

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man o'clock

The moment in which a male decides to man-up and do something unappealing, scary, challenging or loathed, possibly an event continuously postponed, for a greater good.

Matt: Mark, you have to let that girl know how you feel.

Mark: I know man but what if she rejects me? She's super hot.

Matt: Do you know what time it is?

Mark: Uh 12:30 man?

Matt: No Mark, it's man o'clock. Go get her tiger.

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Bar o'clock

The unspoken time at which everyone goes out to the bar. This time varies by season, city, age group, and type of bar.

"When are you going out tonight?"... "I don't know, around bar o'clock"

"Alright guys, enough pre-gaming, it's bar o'clock"

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MEME O'Clock

A very sacred time at 11:11 that any meme lord has permission to kill all thots.

Oh do you see all the thots posting 11:11 on snapchat, looks like it's MEME O'clock

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square o'clock

When it's time to smoke a square.

Person 1: Hey man, got a light? It's about square o'clock.
Person 2: Yeah (lights cigarette)

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Gay O'clock

When the action or event of someone or something is boring and unbearable.

Eristeo: Austen and Chase are in our English this year!
Tyler: Gay O'clock!

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